unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
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the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC
A+ handling of the situation
This is a real panda!
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
the comment perfected this post
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck