the turkey swiss on rye incident
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i bet he sells … quack
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
pretty much my work ethic
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
Last week one of managers was being a complete dick.
I got extremely angry with him and told him that if he didn’t leave me alone i would get a voodoo curse put on him and cursed him out in Creole. Sense then he has been a doll always greeting me kindly and respectfully.