coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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“you can use your notes on the test”
How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
reblog if youre not a noob (must not be a noob to reblog this)
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
This is hopebird.
Hopebird is a little project idea of mine. He’s transparent, and I’m giving permission to use this as you want as long as you don’t profit from it.
I want you to put hopebird on your blog (either reblog this or take the image and put it on your blog) if you are a SAFE ZONE. That means anyone who has this logo on their blog will not judge you based on your race, age, religion, sexuality, ability, gender, appearance, or anything. If you see hopebird, it means that this person is open to talk to and offer you support if you need it.
Oooh that’s a lovely idea!
you should make t-shirts that would be really helpful actually
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
it’s called the xbox one because they’re only going to sell one
thankfully they will recover their losses by selling exclusively to Spiders Georg, who is willing to pay $78 million for a single console
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again